How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifteen hundred!
Once upon a time there was a jaguar and he went to the store and bought a light bulb. And then he went to the store and bought some blueberries and strawberries. And then he went outside and it was red outside. And he couldn't find his zoo. "Why do I have to go to the zoo?" And then it was sunny again and the sun was red.